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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
added 2007 Sat May 26 19:35:04 by catstevens
Pictures of an elephant calf being rescued after his mother appeared to try to crush him made headlines. So, do elephants intentionally kill their young?
Pictures of an elephant calf being rescued after his mother appeared to try to crush him made headlines. So, do elephants intentionally kill their young?
added 2007 Thu May 24 10:57:30 by ind06
Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box.
Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box.
added 2007 Tue May 1 6:06:23 by STONERS
Kurdish lawmakers plan to oppose U.S.-backed legislation to regulate Iraq 's oil industry, claiming the government is seeking a greater voice in revitalizing one of OPEC's former heavyweight producers, a Kurdish official said Monday.
Kurdish lawmakers plan to oppose U.S.-backed legislation to regulate Iraq 's oil industry, claiming the government is seeking a greater voice in revitalizing one of OPEC's former heavyweight producers, a Kurdish official said Monday.
added 2007 Fri Apr 27 12:16:47 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim".
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim".
added 2007 Sun Apr 22 10:23:23 by ind06
A snail rushes his pregnant snail wife to the hospital in their sports car.
A snail rushes his pregnant snail wife to the hospital in their sports car.
added 2007 Sat Apr 14 20:24:36 by elll
Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75.
Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75.
added 2007 Fri Apr 13 11:38:34 by gatitabonitasen
We're coming up on Equal Pay Day again. That's the day in April every year -- this year the 24th -- when women's earnings finally catch up with what men made by Dec. 31 of the previous year. Women's groups, led by the National Committee on Pay Equity, will rally on Capitol Hill to call attention to the issue. The pay gap is still a stubborn prob
We're coming up on Equal Pay Day again. That's the day in April every year -- this year the 24th -- when women's earnings finally catch up with what men made by Dec. 31 of the previous year. Women's groups, led by the National Committee on Pay Equity, will rally on Capitol Hill to call attention to the issue. The pay gap is still a stubborn prob
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added 2007 Tue Apr 3 10:45:42 by ind06
WASHINGTON - House Democrats celebrated the passage of a nonbinding resolution to bring the troops home from Iraq sometime.
WASHINGTON - House Democrats celebrated the passage of a nonbinding resolution to bring the troops home from Iraq sometime.
added 2007 Tue Mar 27 23:27:47 by ind06
Another great nature video brought to you by Robot Chicken.
Another great nature video brought to you by Robot Chicken.
added 2007 Fri Mar 9 10:43:15 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
added 2007 Mon Feb 12 1:21:17 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting. The Alabama Environmental Defense League is nearing the end of a three-month campaign to instal solar-powered electric chairs in each and every of the state's 4,200 prisons.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting. The Alabama Environmental Defense League is nearing the end of a three-month campaign to instal solar-powered electric chairs in each and every of the state's 4,200 prisons.
added 2007 Thu Feb 1 8:27:02 by ind06
"How am I supposed to recover from this?" asked store owner Murry Lipinski. "With my $50 deductible, that makes this a total loss. A total loss!"
"How am I supposed to recover from this?" asked store owner Murry Lipinski. "With my $50 deductible, that makes this a total loss. A total loss!"
