http://they.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for They en Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:55:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2044836 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet. Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:55:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2044836satireTheyWereactuallynerdsfromouterspaceNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2033221 unknown@Netscape.com Kids telling it like they see it....... Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:59:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033221ArentTheyjustThecutestNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2010331 unknown@Netscape.com Pictures of an elephant calf being rescued after his mother appeared to try to crush him made headlines. So, do elephants intentionally kill their young? Sat, 26 May 2007 19:35:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2010331elephantsBorninzoosdoTheytryTokillyoungNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2006385 unknown@Netscape.com Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box. Thu, 24 May 2007 10:57:30 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2006385andWhenTheyWeredonePUTarazorInsideNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1688954 unknown@Netscape.com Kurdish lawmakers plan to oppose U.S.-backed legislation to regulate Iraq 's oil industry, claiming the government is seeking a greater voice in revitalizing one of OPEC's former heavyweight producers, a Kurdish official said Monday. Tue, 01 May 2007 06:06:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1688954kurdssayTheywillOpposeDraftoillawNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1629557 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim". Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:16:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1629557satireTheyactuallyRenamedThesunPhylisNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1558567 unknown@Netscape.com A snail rushes his pregnant snail wife to the hospital in their sports car. Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:23:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1558567ThankfullyTheyusedsuchafastcarNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1443746 unknown@Netscape.com Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75. Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:24:36 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1443746MaybeTheyWereTryingToshowerinTheRainNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1428074 unknown@Netscape.com We're coming up on Equal Pay Day again. That's the day in April every year -- this year the 24th -- when women's earnings finally catch up with what men made by Dec. 31 of the previous year. Women's groups, led by the National Committee on Pay Equity, will rally on Capitol Hill to call attention to the issue. The pay gap is still a stubborn prob Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:38:34 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1428074willwomenevergetpaidwhatTheyDeserveNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1277851 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON - House Democrats celebrated the passage of a nonbinding resolution to bring the troops home from Iraq sometime. Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:45:42 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1277851satireThisTimeTheyReallymeanitNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1216711 unknown@Netscape.com Skeletor, Lex Luthor, Cobra and Murma in a carpool. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:58:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1216711IfSupervillainsCarpoolTheygetaspecialLaneNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1180352 unknown@Netscape.com Another great nature video brought to you by Robot Chicken. Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:27:47 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1180352wowhowDidTheygetThecamerasocloseNews http://web2announcer.com/go/912957 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit. Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:43:15 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/912957satireTheyDontcallBrentsplaceTheVomitoriumforNothingNews http://web2announcer.com/go/547497 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting. The Alabama Environmental Defense League is nearing the end of a three-month campaign to instal solar-powered electric chairs in each and every of the state's 4,200 prisons. Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:21:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/547497satireTheyProducezeroemissionsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/403542 unknown@Netscape.com "How am I supposed to recover from this?" asked store owner Murry Lipinski. "With my $50 deductible, that makes this a total loss. A total loss!" Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:27:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/403542satireitCouldvebeen38dollarsButTheyleftThepenniesNews